Here's an extract from the front page of the official marking sheet (which you will notice the examiners ticking off on the clipboard in the pictures below);
GCSE Sploshing Studies practical examination for the academic year 2006/2007
Name of candidate: ____________
School: _______________
Examiner: _____________
Date of examination: ___________
The practical examination will consist of two sections, to be completed simultaneously. Candidates shall be required to present themselves in smart school uniform and both candidate and examiner should maintain an attitude of serious academic dignity at all times. None of your perverted little shenanigans here, sunshine (unless you want to).
In section 1, the candidate is required to gunge the examiner in the manner of their choosing, using the materials provided. Marks shall be awarded in each subsection according to the type of gunge employed and the sliminess, kinkiness and other relevant qualities displayed by the candidate.
Causing the examiner to orgasm carries no extra marks, but we are sure they’ll be very grateful.
In section 2, the candidate shall change places with the examiner and be marked on how well they are able to take a similar gunging back. Marks here will be awarded for messiness, gameness, taunting and cuteness.
First of all, I took my exam with Mr. Me.