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[the bulber]

Come on Andy.
We want Victoria, we want Victoria, we want Victoria.

If everyone is going to splosh Hayley can I go last.

[DecadentDoll]

I've a feeling Hayley might be left in a mountain of mess we'll have to excavate to get her out!

OH and thanks to Sploshman for caling me a messy star you are too too kind

[Sploshman]

Well you 100% are hun - as are the rest of the lovely babes who get well and truely messy for the love of it .

[the bulber]

I've a feeling Hayley might be left in a mountain of mess we'll have to excavate to get her out!

Thats what I was rather hoping for, I want to dive right in there with her.
I'd like to just squirm and wriggle around, do you think she'll let me.

[BillShipton]

Do you think I'll let you?

Only joking!

[muckypup]

It's a super tough one, but I my think my list would be:

1. Gungeslut - whats not to like? one of the messiest/greatest minds of our generation and she looks great in custard (or anything else)

2. Decadent Doll - she's dirty and she loves it

3. Hayley - any space in that mountain for me too?

4. Piella - superb pics and a tiswas fan

5. Clare Rose - who wouldnt want to splosh a famous actress!

[andy250]

I'd love to be in a mess with Victoria, but she seems a bit prim??? could we have a closet splosher here.................. This also leads on to my other neighbour Helen, no not Miss Helen from Wamdrogony....

I soaked her two years ago while she was doing the garden, she was ok about it she had a blue sleeves blouse on and a pair of chopped jeans shorts on (as you can see it also stuck in my head!!!). Then their all the women who visit the Florist down stairs!!!! thinking about I'm in splosh heaven. Plus the florist keep asking where all the spare buckets keep going?????????? wonder if I could splosh the florist...........


Andy

[the bulber]

Do you think I'll let you?

Only joking!

Go on Bill, I'll buy you a couple of pints and sit and listen to you all night.

[the bulber]

I'd love to be in a mess with Victoria, but she seems a bit prim??? could we have a closet splosher here.................. This also leads on to my other neighbour Helen, no not Miss Helen from Wamdrogony....

I soaked her two years ago while she was doing the garden, she was ok about it she had a blue sleeves blouse on and a pair of chopped jeans shorts on (as you can see it also stuck in my head!!!). Then their all the women who visit the Florist down stairs!!!! thinking about I'm in splosh heaven. Plus the florist keep asking where all the spare buckets keep going?????????? wonder if I could splosh the florist...........


Andy

Thats just the point we can't see, we need photos for us to see.
Go forth into the unknown armed with camera and what ever takes your fancy (or fantasy) and be brave and be bold.
Go on Andy you can do it, go on my son.

[Hayley]

Buy him a couple of pints and you WILL have to listen to him all night!

Hayley

[Jonny]

The 5 Women I'd like to mess at the mo....

1. DD - cos she's owed a big one off me.
2. Hayley - Legend, need I say anymore!
3. My Mate Rachel - who is up for a good old gunging, she reckons shes dead fat, but its just woman talk
4. Josie - still want to get her out of retirement cos quite frankly, she deserves a decent lovely gunging to destress....
5. and Acid - cos she was on top form at the Newcastle Meet up and it'll keep Kev quiet for 5 minutes without telling me how Spurs are Newcastle Rejects

[the bulber]

Buy him a couple of pints and you WILL have to listen to him all night!

Hayley

Anything to wriggle and squirm around next to you.

But don't tell Bill about the ear plugs.