Planning to creep up on my wife

[iweartights]

...and fill her knickers from behind with squirty cream when she's pottering around the house.

She seems to be up for a bit of messing as she's let me pour wine and single cream on her in the past as well as letting me mash banana into her cunt on one memorable occasion. For some barmy reason I've never tried to make it a regular thing though.

I wonder how she'll take the surprise/non-consensual side of it though?

[BillShipton]

Very much a high risk venture. I know how women I know would react - with a right mouthful and not in a good way!

[iweartights]

Bill, you must have spent your whole life in high risk ventures and getting away with it.

[SimonW]

Wouldn't even consider doing it! My wife is also happy with a little bit of messyness occasionally, but there's nothing worse than a smartarse practicial joker who pulls (what he thinks is) a hilarious stunt at the wrong time or to the wrong person. Not saying that's you, but there's a right time and place for everything.