A question for bill

[messymaddie92]

what on earth were you doing on eastenders tonight lol

http://tv.uk.msn.com/soaps/eastenders-b ... -nightmare

[BillShipton]

Like the idea that this is his 'nightmare'. It can't be his trousers falling down as he's wearing perfectly adequate shorts underneath, so it must be being pursued by me!

What you can't see is that I filled his trackie bottom with custard which is why they fell down in the first place.