Margarine and thick lumpy gravy

[CaptainOats]

Hi All,

the family have gone out shopping, and never one to miss an opportunity I am sitting here at the computer with margarine in my plastic pants waiting for the really thick and lumpy instant gravy to cool enough for me to play with.
The marge has melted and I'm sliding about now on the chair.

Just added the gravy, it was too stodgy to pour so I had to scoop it into my pants. Feels Fab!!

[Squelch]

Hope Mrs Oats didn't get suspicious when your meat and two veg looked greasy and smelt of Sunday roast last night?

[CaptainOats]

Hahaha... It is a bit of a sod to clean up, but so very worth it!!
She knows about my fun with food, though unfortunately she refuses to get involved. She tried it once with me years ago and I'm afraid I frightened her off and she won't do it again, but she seems quite happy for me to splosh myself on my own. She was a little shocked a couple of weeks ago when I walked the dog with chocolate and custard in my pants and when I came back my neighbour stopped me for a chat, which was quite exciting for me especially as the custard was leaking out of my plastic pants and running down my legs at the time. My wife really didn't 'get it' when I tried to explain the high you get from doing things like that, I guess only a splosher can know that feeling?
CO