Pieman Cowell presents...Gilly's Got Talent (Pt 1) UP NOW

[BillShipton]

Hi there

Yes, it's the TV moment we've all been waiting for! Gilly is auditioning for St Leonards' famous show "No-One's Got Talent"! It's very similar to the Simon Cowell show on ITV except we have 10 D-list celebrity judges and they are armed with several custard pies each as well as buzzers!

And, boy, do they get to use them...

That's because Gilly's singing is terrible (sadly, she isn't acting here, it's true!) and her rendition of "I Will Survive" hardly gets going before she is slapped in the face with a pie from Simon himself. About a dozen more follow - in the face, boobs, bum and pussy - but show biz trooper Gilly gamely carries on. It's only when Simon finishes by dumping a full bucket of slosh over her head that she has to give in!

The 10 minute long first part of Gilly's Got Talent is up on www.gillysillyhouse.com RIGHT NOW and will be followed closely by Part 2.

Watch out for Part 2 where Gilly disguises herself as mad, Scottish spinster Gillian McBoyle and performs a chocolate and custard striptease that stops the show. But first here are some stills from Part 1...

Stavros Flatley to win!

Bill

[jon42]

We've missed out on the whole Britain's Got Talent thing being over here... but I have to ask: for part 2, will Gilly be busting Flawless moves, or recovering in rehab..?

Great to see Gilly at her slapstick best

[BillShipton]

Nobody could ever accuse Gilly's performance as Flawless! Or my editing for that matter. But with all the chocolate and custard it is even more sickly than Two Grand.

And at least she didn't burst into tears and insist we did it all over again!

Incidentally I thought Diversity were brilliant on the night, and I am disgusted at the way the press have treated Susan Boyle. I look forward to being outed as a mad, bad-tempered loner with "an eccentric sense of humour" all too soon.

[jon42]

Ah, now you've lost me. All I saw was a video of the Flawless guys I got sent as a link and a couple of articles on the BBC website about Susan over the last couple of days, one with Piers Morgan saying the press are butchers and the other saying she'd checked into the Priory, so I don't know who anyone else is and missed the media circus.

Anyway, other than her sense of humour, she seems to being about a fair amount better than the Winehouse, so at least that's something.

Have to agree on principle about the media, but at the same time being part of a show like that is putting yourself in those spotlights.

[Essexgungefan]

Singing - very average

Mess - brilliant!!!

[BillShipton]

Singing - very average

Mess - brilliant!!!

Even 'very average' is a bit optimistic!