Odd Shaped Balls . . . the forfit

View · by **messyamature** » 21 Mar 2007, 14:31

Well as we all know Scotland didn't win and therefore payment day is tomorrow for Messyman LOL here is list of what I have bought and I will post pics as soon as possible after the event . . .

Fudge, bananaz, cucumber, hair gel, margarine, porridge, wall paper paste, treacle, choc sauce, cream, custard, jam, honey, eggs, spagettie, gateau and squarty cream.

Now what I did omit to tell Messyman is that he will have to be dressed in a dress with stockings and suspenders.

Any other suggestions of items to use will be greatfully received.

View · by **andy250** » 21 Mar 2007, 20:52

Make sure you fill his nickers he keeps going on about on the other thread.

regards

Andy

View · by **DungeonMasterOne** » 21 Mar 2007, 21:24

<pedant>
I thought nickers were what they tended to arrest on The Bill?

(It's Knickers - with a K !)
</pedant>

View · by **matt2matt2002** » 21 Mar 2007, 23:02

Don't forget the camera!!
:wink:

View · by **DecadentDoll** » 22 Mar 2007, 09:26

DungeonMasterOne wrote:<pedant>
I thought nickers were what they tended to arrest on The Bill?

(It's Knickers - with a K !)
</pedant>

Aww come on now, leave checking spelling mistakes to the teachers of this world.

Or if you're going to correct this one, go the whole way through ALL the threads and correct everybody's?

At least that means you actually are a *pedant*.

*pie to the face*

DD x

P.S. (this post made in lighthearted manner)

View · by **DungeonMasterOne** » 22 Mar 2007, 10:26

Harumph!

Now now Miss Dolly, you know as well as I do that kind of behaviour in class is unacceptable.

<fx: sends Dolly to detention in a paddling-pool filled with chocolate sauce>

And as an additional penalty for impudence, you shall be made to do all your homework while wearing boots filled with custard! :twisted:

View · by **DecadentDoll** » 22 Mar 2007, 11:18

*giggles, a lot*

you call THAT punishment?

View · by **andy250** » 22 Mar 2007, 15:17

Hang on a min, I'm the one with the broken Spell Checker!!!! Can I have some of the gunge. no!!! best take the photos then.

He he he he !!!!!

regards

Andy

View · by **Richard** » 22 Mar 2007, 16:24

Andy,

Did your spellchecker break 'cause you overworked it?

Rich.

View · by **driversoft** » 28 Mar 2007, 20:13

Eye have a spelling chequer, well it came with my Pea See:
It plane lea marks four my revue miss takes I cannot sea.
I've run this poem threw it and I'm sewer you're pleas to no
It's letter perfect [in its weigh], my chequer tolled me sew....

Odd Shaped Balls . . . the forfit

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