Off Topic: Spanking Shilpa!

View · by **BillShipton** » 04 Mar 2007, 13:39

Those lovable funsters at Viz have been up to their hilarious antics again. In the current issue they attribute a letter to me suggesting that Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty should be spanked on the 'dusky buttocks' for her part in the racism row. Well, really! Needless to say, I didn't write the letter.

My lawyers will be in touch - saying I live in Essex is just going TOO FAR!

View · by **matt2matt2002** » 04 Mar 2007, 16:21

Quite understand your outrage at the serious slur on your impeccable character.
May I recommend my own personal lawyers for your legal case gainst Viz: Sue, Grabit and Run? They did a fantastic job for me when that case came up recently involving my good self, Tony Blair, 2lb of lard and Phil MacAvity the well known contortionist from Sandy Bottom.

However, if there is any chance of giving the dusky maiden a good seeing to on her rear end, please email me pronto.

View · by **Phantom** » 04 Mar 2007, 17:56

Bill

I think it's really cool that you have become an occasional part of Viz ... Viz is now well and truely a part of British culture.

Phantom

View · by **Philis** » 04 Mar 2007, 22:45

Well they got the "on sea" correct which is more than the majority of the press could manage!!

View · by **josie** » 07 Mar 2007, 01:47

You know my opnion on Viz, genius, makes life worth bothering with LOL.

View · by **welshcakes** » 10 Mar 2007, 19:00

Man, you're nobody if you haven't been mentioned in Viz.

View · by **Phantom** » 12 Mar 2007, 01:45

I had a letter (submitted via email) printed in Viz a few years back. I was so chuffed!

Phantom

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