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Postby Mike Nomic » 18 Feb 2007, 14:14

So that they are easily recognisable in the House of Lords amongst all the other fancy dress costumes.

What is the difference between an anally retentive obsessive with a degree in nit-picking that borders on autism ... and Stonecastle?

Sorry if that's a leading question.
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Postby BillShipton » 18 Feb 2007, 15:47

So they don't get hurt when they're bashed.

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Postby TottyMcGee » 18 Feb 2007, 21:51

The rammaman. He comes from down your way, apparently.

What significance is there in the fact that "Tiswas" written backwards is "Saw-sit"?
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Postby ClownJulie » 19 Feb 2007, 20:18

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Postby TottyMcGee » 01 Mar 2007, 22:35

Yes. Yes, they are.

Since the wheel is generally acknowledged as being the most efficient locomotive device, why has nature never evolved an animal with its own natural wheels?
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Postby matt2matt2002 » 01 Mar 2007, 23:24

Good questions ladies.!?(sic)

Got a headache thinking about them all.

Maybe the hedgehog comes close to a wheel
when he or she (!) rolls herself up into a ball..?

Is a ball a wheel?

Dunno, but it sure can roll.
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Postby DungeonMasterOne » 02 Mar 2007, 00:51

Because if elephants had wheels, you'd not be able to tell there was one in the fridge by the footprints in the butter.

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Postby Sidi » 02 Mar 2007, 20:27

DungeonMasterOne wrote:Why are plumbers called plumbers?


:oops: They used to work with lead pipes and plumb is Latin for lead :oops:

I will go and remove my anorak now :oops: :lol: :lol:


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