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View · by **Hayley** » 28 Feb 2007, 17:05

Hi Josie

Oh the poor seal! I hope it is better now. I hate to think of amphibians being hurt in that way.

Hayley

View · by **Squelch** » 28 Feb 2007, 22:29

<Ties Hayley to a chair and soaks her in smelly used cooking oil for her sarcasm> :lol:

View · by **Codger** » 01 Mar 2007, 19:07

Hayley wrote:Hi Josie

Oh the poor seal! I hope it is better now. I hate to think of amphibians being hurt in that way.

Hayley

Grammatically correct - biologically incorrect, Hayley. Amphibians are cold-blooded and so belong to a different class of vertebrates to seals: which belong to Mammalia, order Carnivora, family Pinnipedia (Fin-feet). However, seals are - as you correctly say - amphibious and can live both on land and in water.

Sorry about that! Put it down to getting at DungeonMasterOne in another thread and my inate tendency to pedantry. Still, seals do have a connection with horns and circuses; which have a connection with clowns, which has a connection with slapstick; which has a connection with Julie; which has a connection with me feeling horny.

"Carry on - I'll get me gown"

Codger

View · by **BillShipton** » 01 Mar 2007, 21:11

You really don't want to hear Hayley's reply to your post, Codger!!

View · by **Codger** » 01 Mar 2007, 22:06

BillShipton wrote:You really don't want to hear Hayley's reply to your post, Codger!!

I can take it. 'pologies for being an anorak - or anything else people want to accuse me of being.

I only joined to have a bit of virtual fun with - what I hoped - were like-minded souls who think along rather different lines.

Some of us see things from another angle - and grew up finding life absurd in all its forms. Can't always express ourselves properly, either.

Happy to sign out if you wish.

Codger

View · by **josie** » 01 Mar 2007, 23:42

Well im just annoyed that my poor ginger biscuit saga was joked about in such a way, im very hurt and from now on will never say Ginger Biscuit again....do you hear me???? :lol:

(sorry went to look dramatic then did a happy smiley, im stoned).

View · by **Richard** » 01 Mar 2007, 23:42

Codger wrote:
BillShipton wrote:You really don't want to hear Hayley's reply to your post, Codger!!

I can take it. 'pologies for being an anorak - or anything else people want to accuse me of being.

I only joined to have a bit of virtual fun with - what I hoped - were like-minded souls who think along rather different lines.

Some of us see things from another angle - and grew up finding life absurd in all its forms. Can't always express ourselves properly, either.

Happy to sign out if you wish.

Codger

Please don't go away Codger! Lots of us here have strange quirks and nobody really takes offence, it's all part of life's rich pattern. I enjoy your posts, being something of a pedant myself and I was amused by your erudite reply to Hayley's quick witted post. Deliberate misunderstanding of another person's statement for comedic purposes is, of course, a long established technique of repartee.

Richard

View · by **piemeplease** » 02 Mar 2007, 02:14

Really interesting read. I'm kind of split on this.

I love the humour and the comedy element of splosh but i also love the fantasy of submitting to a dominant woman. So with me the roles are reversed but its the same idea.

View · by **Hayley** » 02 Mar 2007, 11:09

BillShipton wrote:You really don't want to hear Hayley's reply to your post, Codger!!

Don't get all hurt on me, Codger! It was only jokey anger! It is what I like about the forum that it takes weird and wonderful (and frequently informative) turns. I am not really upset at all. On the contrary, it was a fun reply to a fun reply. And I shall be happy to take 30 pies in the face for as punishment for not knowing the difference between amphibious and amphibian!

Love
Hayley x

View · by **BillShipton** » 02 Mar 2007, 11:22

My fault!

Hayley was joking when I mentioned it on the phone not genuinely annoyed and we certainly don't want anyone to leave the forum (apart from spammers, of course). Besides, to leave over a crap seal joke would be silly (imagine explaining that to someone else). Personally I found your reply very entertaining.

I see Hayley has offered to be pied for upsetting you. Well, I think Josie should get pied too for daring to even mention ginger biscuits on our forum. I bet they were those rubbish Happy Shopper ones too

View · by **andy250** » 02 Mar 2007, 15:29

Oh now Bill!!! that really does it!!!! (and takes the biscuit!!)

Happy Shopper!!!! they really are crap, we use to sell them in a cash and carry I worked in, things like Happy shopper bread, life span of 1 day..

Their is worse though, 'no Frills' the label says it all really....

regards

Andy

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