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Postby Miss T » 08 Dec 2006, 01:53

DungeonMasterOne wrote:
stonecastle wrote:By the way custard isn't that good as it tends to go all watery when using it for wamming. It is best to try mixing different things like angel delight and clotted cream in a bowl to get the ultimate gunge that stays messy.


You're clearly using the wrong kind of custard. We use custard all the time and it stays very messy indeed, especially when the girls end up rolling about on the floor in a pool of it. In fact if anything it's not really runny enough as it's tricky to pour down the inside of an outfit without spilling some down the outside, though practice helps here.


Yet again I find Myself in full agreement..... stonecastle, where are you getting your custard!

oh and Haley... that radiator trick is fab.... just dont do what I did and forget to shake it *L*
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Postby Hayley » 08 Dec 2006, 11:31

Yes, do remember to shake warmed cartons of custard - we have scolded the odd nipple before now! And the baked beans in the last Red shoot for Splosh! (pics available shortly) were somewhat hotter at the bottom than the top leading to a hasty edit when they hit her fanny!

Oh Bill can be so cruel (unintentionally, of course!)

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Postby the bulber » 08 Dec 2006, 12:10

Hayley wrote:Yes, do remember to shake warmed cartons of custard - we have scolded the odd nipple before now! And the baked beans in the last Red shoot for Splosh! (pics available shortly) were somewhat hotter at the bottom than the top leading to a hasty edit when they hit her fanny!

Oh Bill can be so cruel (unintentionally, of course!)

Hayley


:lol: :lol: :lol: Maybe Bill needs cookery lessons. :lol: :lol: :lol:
But I do love a hot fanny. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby DecadentDoll » 08 Dec 2006, 17:00

ohhhh bulber, i just laughed so much i almost weed myself!


Hot Fanny could so be an 80's rock band :|
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Postby Hayley » 08 Dec 2006, 18:18

How about an all-girl rock band a la Girlschool? The lead singer could be Hot Fanny herself, a bit like Alice Cooper (who I know isn't a girl, thank you very much).

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Postby the bulber » 09 Dec 2006, 00:32

the bulber wrote:
Hayley wrote:Yes, do remember to shake warmed cartons of custard - we have scolded the odd nipple before now! And the baked beans in the last Red shoot for Splosh! (pics available shortly) were somewhat hotter at the bottom than the top leading to a hasty edit when they hit her fanny!

Oh Bill can be so cruel (unintentionally, of course!)

Hayley


:lol: :lol: :lol: Maybe Bill needs cookery lessons. :lol: :lol: :lol:
But I do love a hot fanny. :lol: :lol: :lol:


I wonder if Delia would join Bill in a send up of Fanny Craddock and Johnny. :lol: :lol: :lol:
If it wasn't funnier than Benny Hill doing it, at least it would be messier. 8)
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Postby BillShipton » 09 Dec 2006, 02:19

Ah yes, me in a monocle...that would work!

Handing out the glasses of wine as he used to, cos I do like a tight Fanny in the kitchen.

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Postby Spinynorman and Frilly » 09 Dec 2006, 12:20

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PS More gratuiitous vagina humour yo follow, I'm sure.



Is that what a fanny is then? :?
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Postby Hayley » 09 Dec 2006, 14:35

Not in the US, apparently, where it's a bottom (back rather than front).

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Postby the bulber » 09 Dec 2006, 17:10

Hayley wrote:Not in the US, apparently, where it's a bottom (back rather than front).

Hayley


So basically them or us has got their bottom back to front. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Fannying about

Postby matt2matt2002 » 11 Dec 2006, 08:54

When i open this file my laptop picks up a virus - can someone remove this link please :roll:
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Re: Fannying about

Postby DecadentDoll » 11 Dec 2006, 12:27

matt2matt2002 wrote:When i open this file my laptop picks up a virus - can someone remove this link please :roll:


is been removed, although in future, a post made multiple times across the board by someone with a nonsensical name is generally dodgy.

I got to it quick as i can cap'n :)

he posted that link about 14 times, even in technical questions.
yargh!

other than that, happy monday :D
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Postby mrandmrsfilth » 11 Dec 2006, 13:24

It's good that you're so on the ball DD. There's been a spate of these spam postings and it must be a nightmare for the administrators trying to keep them away so the forum functions as it should.

Keep up the good work !
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Postby DecadentDoll » 11 Dec 2006, 16:13

mrandmrsfilth wrote:It's good that you're so on the ball DD. There's been a spate of these spam postings and it must be a nightmare for the administrators trying to keep them away so the forum functions as it should.

Keep up the good work !


Thanks very much, it's poor hayley who gets the list of them to delete and ban. Team effort!

:)

i'll certainly keep up the good work :) its nice that people notice :D
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