by welshcakes » 17 May 2006, 19:21
Hi, I came upon this on a website called lovingyou.com. Why not try something like this? It certainly worked for this chap...
For my 30th birthday, my girlfriend decided to play an evil, but romantically fun prank on me. She told me not to come over until after 6pm that night, and that there would be instructions I had to follow. When I arrived there was a package with a note telling me to put on what was in the bag. It was a clown suit complete with an orange wig, baggy pants and big clown feet. I was then instructed to go to the cellar which was a laundry/all purpose room. It was dark with some candles. A chair was in the room with a sign marked "sit." I thought this was very strange. When she walked in the room I nearly fell over from shock and amusement. There she was, dressed as a female clown (very sexy I might add) rolling a table with 30 large cream pies! Some had fruit in them; others were cool whip in a graham cracker crust. Before I could say a word, she starting singing “Happy Birthday” with me getting a big pie in my face at the end of each verse. It was hilarious and even though I was the recipient of all the pies, I had a great time. I had pie all over and inside everything. After 20 minutes and 30 pies, we were both a sweet mess. I've never looked at a cream pie the same again.
Hope this helps. x
Look, if you're all going to throw pies around would you mind throwing them at me!!!