Dear Hayley....

Hi Hayley

You recently asked what people would use before snogging you...and I'd personally start you off with a good, thick chocolate torte facial and shampoo followed up with some good old fashioned coconut and chocolate cream work to the face, just letting it drip down on (and in?) a nice satin blouse.

Depending on how badly you needed to be messed we might move into a mix of peanut butter and honey into your hair before topping off your face with a nice big jar of cherry pie filling and a huge jug of maple syrup, again just letting gravity do it's work.

After the peanut butter shampoo, it would be time to get out a giant jar of marshmallow topping and one of warm caramel topping, mixing them together and thinning them with warm melted chocolate fudge. Reaching over, I'd smear the entire mix around your face and neck then adding it to your hair to make it a tangled, sticky mass.

Looking down at the rest of you it would be time to get out a couple of chocolate cream pies and apply one to each side of your chest, making sure that they were nice and cold and that they were rubbed in firmly to make one big smear over your blouse.

After the chocolate cream pies...it would be time for some more mess to your satin blouse, starting with a good coating of maple syrup with you rubbing your hands over the front to make sure that it was clinging tightly to every curve. As you worked the syrup, I'd tilt up your chin and dump 4 cans worth of apple sauce over your face, pulling away the front of your blouse so that it flowed down inside.

As you enjoy the sensation of the slimy apple sauce down your shirt, it would be time for a couple of more thick custard pies to your chest. This time, instead of being rubbed around, once smushed and ground in, all the stuff left in the tin would be dumped down your cleavage!

At this point I would produce two large bowls of grape jelly mixed with several other thick jams and thickend with treacle. Lifting your arms I would pour the sticky ooze "down" each arm through your cuff, letting it slither and drop as globs to your chest and down your sides.

Next would be a large pot of thick porridge that would be put on a table in front of you. Grabbing you by your sticky, matted hair, I would dunk your head into the thick glop, pulling you out for air after a minute. As you caught your breath, I'd bend you over and pull away the back of your skirt and start dumping the sticky sludge into the back of your panties.

Picking up another couple of thick cream pies, I'd spank you hard, making sure to send the porridge up your back and out the legs of your underwear. Leaving you bent over I'd put a large slab cake in front of you, then would cover it with big globs of marshmallow topping, and cherry pie filling. Selecting a couple of more pies, I would make you start eating the cake without your hands while spanking you with even more pies, making sure the back of your skirt was completely coated with mess so that it would be dripping down the back of your legs.

Next I'd make you take off your skirt and sit in the ruined cake that is smeared over your face. I'd make you open your legs, then would dump a large trifle in your lap, then order you to eat the slop between your legs "baby style" by taking large globs of it and shoving it into your mouth so that more ends up on your face and oozing down you than actually in your mouth.

After all that, it would be time to pay attention to your legs and feet for a bit. Taking off your expensive high heels, they would get filled with some really cold rice pudding before being slipped back on your feet. Picking up a couple of thick, gooey banana cream pies I would smash them down on a knee, then wrapping the two pies around your leg would drag them down to your feet and would shake out the remaining pie on your eagerly waiting face. Selecting a couple of more pies I would repeat the process with your other leg, making sure it was completely coated.

Now, with you sitting there nice and messy, your hands slowly rubbing ithe stodge around you I would pull out a big bucket filled with yogurt. Getting you to lean back on the table with your legs apart and knees up, I would dump half of it up your skirt, letting it form a big cold pool between your legs and would order you not to move as it soaked in. Next I would unbutton your shirt and would put aside the yogurt for a few minutes. Looking at your sodden chest and bra, I would put several bananas through the food processor and would dump the lumpy slop over your breasts, just letting it ooze around your tits.

Picking up what was left of the yogurt, I would hold it well above your face and would let it big globs drip down to splatter your face before dumping the remainder into your hair. After letting you laze about in the slop I would get you to stand back up, then would order you out of the blouse and skirt.

Next I'd slide a big bucket full of lard over towards you and would get you to shove the blouse and skirt in it, then get you to "wash" your clothes with the fat. Then you'd have to take off your shoes and fill and coat them with the slimy mess. After your clothes were throughly soaked with the fat, I would get you down on all fours with your arms and legs spread.

Slowly I'd slide a large slab cake, four feet long under you and would unhook your sloppy bra. Pulling down your sodden panties I would spank you hard with a big, sloppy chocolate cream pie sending whipping cream and chocolate everywhere. Leaving the big globs of the slime to drip down your ass I would spank you again as hard as I could with another custard pie.

After your ass was covered in pie I would order you to lie down in the cake - your face at one end of the big gooey chocolate mess with large amounts of extra butter cream icing on top of it. Once you were settled in the cake, I'd get you to roll around in it to ensure you were sloppy from head to thigh in it.

As I scape up all of the mess from the table and the floor I would order you to put on your lard soaked blouse, skirt and shoes but not your underwear. I'd make you to hike up your skirt and for you to start"enjoying" yourself. While you worked yourself up into a frenzy I would take the bucket filled with all of the slop used so far and would splash it in your face and chest as you work your hand around between your legs.

The greasy mess would work wonders on your pussy, the disgusting clothes plastered to your body teasing your nipples into hard bullets. I know it wouldn't be long before you orgasmed. Rolling around in extacy in the mess, then and only then, would I join you and after more teasing, I'd make love to you.

Waddaya reckon?
Jack

 

Mmmmmmm...you sure know how to make a girl happy, Jack!