Hi!

My name's Julie and I'm a slapstick-loving female clown from the UK. I cannot remember an age when I wasn't totally and utterly obsessed by messy clowning and I have always wanted to be a clown myself. I also love the slosh routines in pantomimes and it has been a very longstanding ambition of mine to perform custard-pie comedy in front of an audience. And now I've realized that ambition!!

I always wanted to be the pretty female stooge who ends up receiving a massive plastering of pies and slosh in each sketch. I have always thought it very funny and stimulating to see an actress, dressed up to the nines, obviously heading for a messy downfall. In a way that effect becomes greater when performing for an adult audience and I loved the Benny Hill routines that involved girls with lots of cleavage, short dresses and stockings and suspenders. And this is what I am trying to recreate – messy slapstick clowning for an adult audience – hopefully male AND female!!

It is great fun to do but I also get a great sexual kick out of getting messy. I love showing off and I know that I have a great set of boobs – so why not show them!! And it is a wonderfully sexy feeling getting cream rubbed over them and sitting in cakes and pies with no panties on feeling it squish everywhere – I love it!!

I would definitely describe myself as ‘pie-sexual' – that is I am very bisexual when there are pies around, and my ultimate ambition is to perform some clown routines with other pie-loving girlies. I also hope to make many more appearances on the SPLOSH! website over the coming months – so keep an eye out for more of me and my big boobs!!

Love and pies

Julie

clown_julie@yahoo.co.uk